I'm gonna see what I can do about that, okay? He hasn't been playing much lately and, I didn't know if. I'm a coach that knows about winning. Your dad's a trip, you know that? We're gonna make some changes around here. I got a job, Dad. I guess we really got out-coached. What are you saying, eh? Late in the film, Chet has a discussion with Grover about how one chooses what to do with their life, and its a revealing exchange. Little help, already out of control.
Byong Sun and Sam, why don't you guys go on ahead, okay? I got like a million jokes. I'm in way over my head. Come on, Beyonce, let's get that back end done. Think you can mark him? Buck is coach of the Gladiators, the most successful little-league soccer team in the district. In fact, I don't know anyone like that. Now, these boys are from Italy, okay? You can't kick me out! How about I bring up someone who's new to coaching in this league, but is close to me? Now, you gotta tell me the problem, but if you cry, I'm out of here. Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you about this Ditka thing.
They're not even wearing blue. What, are you trying to stick it to the old man? We're all gonna help them learn. I may have inadvertently poisoned your children. What do you want me to call them? I was born a baby. Why don't you go join those other kids over there? As a child, Phil Weston Will Ferrell was never able to live up to the demands of his overbearing father, Buck Robert Duvall , who wanted Phil to be an athlete. I'm gonna be just great.
Okay, Phil, can we please not talk about your dad or Ditka tonight? I thought I had the shot. Were you watching the same game? The Tigers are making it to the finals. Hey, do that later, would you, please? Sure, I wobbled a bit, but I did not go down. Coach, what are we doing out here, anyway? That's the intensity I've been looking for. Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers. Well, he's been coaching for a long time. He's like a jackal from hell! Except, you saddled me with a bunch of stiffs.
It'll make you feel better. Wh-What is with the coffee? I didn't play the week before, either. Maybe you should worry more about the team and less about the schedule. You can have the first punch right here. I think this is your best commercial yet. I don't want the ball.
No, no, no, not like the other parents at all. Okay, now, I don't know, it may just be me, but, uh, I really got a feeling like we could catch fire and have a great season. Well, we've had a rocky start, but with a strong team effort, we will win some I think. It was unhealthy for Sam to play on your dad's team. Apparently, I don't get it, okay. It's a long game, sonny! He taught us exactly how not to play soccer. Okay, if that's how you want to play it.
This is my son, Sam, and I. You had that made-up, like, goo-goo, gaa-gaa baby language. I had you come here early today, so we could talk about some sloppy play. What, he doesn't want to play for me? But he does look delicious, you have to admit, right, if we had to eat someone? No, no, no, they not play soccer. What was going through your head out there last week? Oh, it's gonna come out! No, I don't have a card. The pressure of coaching got to him. It's come to my attention that lately, I've noticed a general, blatant disregard for our game plan.
It's something you don't know at first. A little early to start playing favorites, Phil. The Gladiators still dominating the field. Your name is Liar, 'cause you're telling lies. Byong Sun, stay low, okay? I just want you guys to know that I know that I blew it. When I come in contact with the ball. It's like they're forming some sort of mega person.
Well, I didn't actually get anything for him. What are you even doing here? You're gonna have to get past old, uncle Bucky for this one. Look, uh, I got some good news. Don't look like that to me. Ditka is a great coach, we understand that, but he's a football coach.